That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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