This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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