Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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