Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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