Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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