fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
wow bdsm is so cute
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
