In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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