Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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