now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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