Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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