well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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