Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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