This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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