Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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