In the future we'll all be gay
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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