dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
