Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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