My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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