yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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