North Korea, Best Korea!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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