i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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