similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Drunk is not a location!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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