whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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