Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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