Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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