Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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