It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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