i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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