can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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