just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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