Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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