You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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