I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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