he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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