Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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