come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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