are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
