i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
