Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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