I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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