i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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