He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
