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what?
penguin condom
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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