Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
this is an emotional support booty call
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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