I bet he comes in French.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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