i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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