Moan for me like Helen Keller
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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