Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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