In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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