I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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