I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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