It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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