go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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