Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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