maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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