guys are only as good as the porn they watch
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
