Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
